☠ Welcome to Evil ETF ☠

This is a stock-portfolio-making roguelite composed of the most evil companies of 2025. Accumulate your portfolio of heinous stocks as your Demonic Patron sends you gifts to maximize your yearly revenue. Face off against Angels who want to stop your returns with curses—inverting the returns of each of your stocks. Run out of uncursed stocks and lose — or defeat all seven angels to win. Micromanage your portfolio weights to dodge their curses… or push for maximum returns and crush all seven Angels outright.

Our Stocks Include:

• Palantir
• Philip Morris (Altria)
• Elbit Systems
• Lockheed Martin
• …and many more!

Feel free to download for Mac or Windows, or play in browser.